Flashbacks Galore

Disclaimer: This entry is for entertainment purposes only. If ever the spoofed names and words used are too offensive, I take the full responsibility to apologize sincerely to the original bearers. Happy New Year, everyone.

[I highly suggest that this be read whole-heartedly, in true Visayan fashion.]

Ay susko dong. Kadaming mga plasbak bah sa kung saan saan eh. Kakasawa baga. Hinde naman mababago na, kase deba nangyari na lahat ng pagdadakdakin nila don. Tolad na lang niyang away away bah. Esa-esahin naten yan detu sa sarele kong yirender dong. Kala nela sa kanela lang oso yun hah, kwistyonmark ikskalameysyon poyn?! Oso ren yan sa enternet ba. Dame na nga segurong blager na naggawa ng ganeto eh. Hole na ata ako. Dyanwareto na nga eh. Let na ako sa Nuyer.

Tolad na lanag nung Disember tartiwan, na watch ko yung palabas ng GME, ay GMA pala na Istrong wurds. Mga penagsasabe ng mga sekat detu sa aten. Yong eba e strung naman talaga, pero yong eba la den kwinta. Pampagolo lang. Bute pa yun si Mike Enrekes, kahit anong taon e strung wurd yung “Iksyos me po” niya wid matsing aksent eh. Niver akong hinde makarineg sa kanya non sa inaraw araw na ginawa ng Dyos. Uber strung baga. Hihe. Juks lang. Ang jukjuk. Pez Mike. Pez Awt.

Esa pa yan sila Juwe at Wile. Yang pandadaya daya esyu na yan nako. Magtegel tegel sela. Baka penguten ko pa yang dalawang yan sa harap ng guwardiya, este sa harap pala ne Kunsolesa. Oy dong wag mo sabeheng hende mo alam mga penagsasabe ko. Osong oso den yan sa Yutyob ngayon bah. Kalat na kalat na baga. Pati nga mesmong GME at EBS CBN may entrega na sa reting eh. Para nomero lang gagawen pa nelang nasyunal esyu. Panu tayu aasinso nyan mga dong?

Ay nako, tama na mga plasbak na yan. sabe nga nela, dunt dwilondipas deba. Magmubon na tayo mga dong at day. Susko, andami pa naten prublemang haharapen. Wag tayu tomalekod at punuin ng plasbak mga bohay naten bah. At basta ba mga dong at day, salobongin na lang naten ang bagung taon na masaya bah. Para ewas malas naman tayo. Pilsborikrispidong. Hapenuyer.

15 Responses to “Flashbacks Galore”


  1. 1 Dan Hellbound January 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Let me laugh hysterically first… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    There, I’m done laughing like a freak. Haha. Anyway… Yes! We should get along and have a cheerful smile on our faces. What’s the point of greeting everyone a “Happy New Year” without backing it up with actions? And those TV network wars are getting stupid already! LOL.

    Happy 2008, Arnel!

  2. 2 Arnel January 3, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Dan Hellbound – hahahaha, yeah kakasawa yung laging kino-comercial sa 7 na yun. LOL. happy new year.

  3. 3 aya January 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    hahahaha. laughtrip nanaman.😀

    happy new year!

  4. 4 Donya Quixote January 3, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    nyaahahahaa nahirapan akong magbasa dun ah. pero na-entertain din naman.

    mabuhay ka arnel!

    happy new year!

  5. 5 sherma January 3, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    dunt dwilondipas

    I love this one… hahaha!

    Happy 2008 po!😀

  6. 6 karla January 4, 2008 at 11:07 am

    I REALLY HAD A HARD TIME READING IT!

    Nusblid ba daw. Para bang natural lang sayo to, dong? =))
    Juk lang dong.🙂 happy new year ba. wag ka masyadung mawili dine, baka hindi na maalis sayo. ingat. pez awt.

    bungga!!!!!

  7. 7 Arnel January 4, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Donya Quixote – ahahaha it was really intended to confuse everyone. LOL.

    sherma – yan ang pinakapinagisipan ko.😛

    karla – hanggaleng mo ren dong. madale ka pala matoto ba ah. hahaha.

  8. 8 pam January 4, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    bwahahahahaha! you’re really the master! hehehehe!😛 galing!

  9. 9 Christian January 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Yesterday, before I finally went to bed, I posted in my Twitter account that I’m getting annoyed with this network war between ABS and GMA. Nakakainis na. Nacocompromised pa ang mga ibang shows (and commercials) nila because of the loooong notices and announcements that they insert between commercials.

    Hmm… I’m just wondering if you want me to host your blog.

  10. 10 Anna January 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    “Pilsborikrispidong”

    Ang tagal ko yan inintindi! Nice post kahit nahirapan ako magbasa. haha!

    You know I’m poor in tagalog, tas Visayan accent pa ‘to.. haha! Took me ten yrs. to finish reading this. haha!

    (May ganung thingy din ang ABS.. Weird nila..)

  11. 11 Arnel January 5, 2008 at 10:36 am

    pam –😛

    Christian – haha yeah. i’ll be thinking about your offer. baka kasi hindi ko pa maayos if ever. busy eh.

    Anna – hahaha. i’d be laughing if i saw you reading this.

  12. 12 aaronautics January 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    hahahahaha! dudung na dudung ha! hahahahaha

  13. 13 aaronautics January 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    ang hirap basahin hahahahaha

  14. 14 gyk January 6, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    hahaha! grabe! kakatawa to ah?

  15. 15 eric January 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    now you’re going back to comedy.


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