Buypren, Gilpren

[Uhh, is this a pre-Valentine post in the making?]

What would it be like if a Ward 7 patient writes a letter to ‘her’ alleged ‘boyfriend?’ Let’s find out. The names used are highly-confidential, as such I will use their initials to hide their true ‘identities.’ Be good to me, it has been quite some time since I last did something like this. I hope you realize that as you read through the entirety of the message.

Oh my dear Mr. I,

Kamusta ka naman buypren? Naalala mo pa ba ako? Ako si Ms. L., ang gilpren mo. Miss na miss na miss na mister na kita. Sobra. As in.Sana tanungin mo naman ako kung kamusta na ako, kasi walang nangangamusta sa akin dito. Magkamustahan naman tayo. Kamusta naman ang pag aaral mo ng mga chimicals, dyan sa lavatory mo? Siguro ginagawa mo na yung gamot na magpapagaling sa akin. Naalala ko yung dati mong binigay, okay naman siya. Kaso parang lagi ako nagsusuka, ano ba yun? Hindi kasi ako sanay sa mga kakaibang chimicals. Sinsitive ba.

Naalala ko kapag lagi mo akong tinutuksong baboy, sinasabihan ng yuck, at kung ano ano pa. Lalo yung pinaka-malupit, kakatayin mo ako. Hay, ang sweet sweet mo talaga buypren. Kaya andaming naloloka sayo eh. Andami mo pa ngang gurls eh. Okay lang sa akin yun, I understand you naman.

Kahit na ikinakahiya mo ako sa mga kaibigan mo bilang gilpren mo, naiintindihan kita. Alam ko naman na ayaw mong agawin nila ako sayo. Ahlabyah Beriberi much. (- -,)

Nagmamahal syempre,
Mr. Ms. L.

Obviously, Ms. L. is head over heels for this guy. But what will happen next? Will Mr. I. reply? Hab Have a nice February ahead.

13 Responses to “Buypren, Gilpren”


  1. 1 Anna February 1, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    oh my gosh… parang alam ko kng sino si buypren and gilpren ah. haha! nice post. and cute!

  2. 2 dakilang tambay February 1, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    hello there..cge link po kita..salamat!

  3. 3 Layla February 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    hahaha.🙂 katuwa yan. :p

  4. 4 Talamasca February 2, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Altogether now:

    Aaaaaawwwwwww. *uy kilig, uy kinikilig lol*

  5. 5 Arnel February 2, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Anna – don’t spill it.

    Talamasca – haha. yeah. aw.

  6. 6 dakilang tambay February 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    apir..nanominate ulit ako..campaign m naman ako.. hihihi

  7. 7 karla February 3, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    =)) ang cute. may kasunod? intayin ko! :))

  8. 8 Padre Salvi February 3, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    haha. kinilig din ako. kahit nagbabasa lang.

  9. 9 Arnel February 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    hahaha. lolz people. comedy to dapat ah.😛

  10. 10 Layla February 4, 2008 at 8:54 am

    aw, but we really can’t help it.🙂

  11. 11 gyk February 4, 2008 at 9:14 am

    wow! this one’s surely funny talaga! looking forward on the next!

  12. 12 eric February 5, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    hahaha. funny. sounds sweet.


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